Gives a Game of Games The Sequel Mystery Box Token. Martin’s brought out the laser baton twirlers. *does a double split leap forward aerial cartwheel and Yurchenko vaults over the machine* Don’t even think about it! *crawling behind the machine* If I can power cord. He’s almost got the high score! He just needs to nail the virtual orbiting pommel horse! It appears that we’ve found our Gymnasteroids player. Simpson’s tutelage has brought me an enlightened state of inner peace. Keep that feed bag on if you know what’s good for you. If anything comes out when you hit seven G’s, this’ll keep it firmly on your face. Now it’s time you learn to withstand the tortures of space.Įverybody hop in the space simulator! But first, strap on these horse feed bags. Kids, if there’s one thing I know a lot about, it’s space.īecause of that one time NASA sent you to–īecause of that one time NASA sent me to space, yeah.īut more important than that, I have mastered the inner zen required for one’s body to achieve zero-G.īecause of that one time I became a Buddhist monk, yeah.Īgain, I really feel like we should be focusing on dexterity training, hand-eye coordination… I’m not getting any circulation to my boy areas…ĭid somebody say zero-G space gymnastics? I can’t even get past the first zero-G balance beam routine. Why did you already have these in your car? Intergalactic supremacy, huh? Alright kids, we’re headed to the gym. Compete in a zero-G space gymnastics tournament for intergalactic supremacy. Nah, it’s some game called Gymnasteroids. Hey, I finally found another one of The Game Master’s high scores. You’re ALL gonna pay! Mwaaaahahahahahaha! Though I have blocked my view of his shop with a strategically placed promotional poster for the remake of ROBOCOP.Īnd you’re gonna pay for that, Comic Book Guy. It’s literally across the street from The Android’s Dungeon! I’m Strawberry.īut.why are you doing this? You were so nice before.īefore? You mean ten years ago, the last time any of you shopped at my store? Strawberry? Wait a second.I know who you are!
*grumbling* Just gimme a minute, Strawberry. * Will only appear if the character is owned by the player. Make Comic Book Guy Demand His Autographed Picture Back Make The Game Master Shake His Fist in the Air* Make The Game Master Try to Sabotage the Gymnasteroids Machine* Make Comic Book Guy Towel the Sweat From Martin's Brow Make The Evergreen Terrors Take Nausea Pills Then Cheer On Martin (x3) Make Martin Do Zero-G Gymnastics in Spaaaaaaaaaaaccee Make Comic Book Guy Begrudgingly Put the Leotards Back In His Trunk Make The Game Master Spy on the Kids As They Train* Make the Kids Get Creeped Out By the Trunkful of Leotards (x2) For most cars, participants must be over 26 and have a clean licence.Make The Evergreen Terrors Practice Gymnastics (x2) If you would like to take part, e-mail or write to: The Verdict, Features Department, Independent House, 191 Marsh Wall, London E14 9RS, giving your address, phone number and details of the car, if any, you drive. Issues of range and size can be overcome - yet think what mobile phones were like not that long ago. With global warming and dwindling natural resources we need a feasible alternative to conventional cars. The important point, though, is that it has a serious place in the motoring world. It simply hasn't enough seats or space or range. It's nippy, but with two children, the G-Wiz wouldn't be for me.
The steering is very direct and the accelerator best used as an on/off switch.
Think a combination of old Mini, go-kart and motorbike and you'll be in the right place. John Stephenson, 47, manager of a print company from Ruislip, north-west LondonĬheeky is probably the word best used for the G-Wiz.